Southeast Missouri is a place for high school hype. Much, much more hype than there is in this little southwestern corner of Colorado. And SEMO has seen it's fair share of excellent female hoop talent in the high school field. But I found a chick that might just be able to take all of you high school boy hoopers to the cleaners. And to make it even better, she's cuter than all your girlfriends...combined.
I won't indulge her name, just to save face. In the current world of technology, you guys would be facebook'n her the minute you're done reading this. You'd be demanding her email address and trying to set up a one-on-one in your driveway. And ten minutes after she dropped the first bucket on you, you'd be trying to figure out where you lost your jock strap.
She's not big, you won't hear of any chicks in future Women's NCAA tournaments from Southwest Colorado. But just because she won't be a DI star, doesn't mean she couldn't put Ryan Willen on the pine. She's got an Old-School Tim Hardaway one-handed crossover, and she comes equipped with Jason Williams style passing. She's got flare.
If some of you high school boys saw her play, every one of you would be saying: "Oh, hell no. I could take her." But you'd be thinking about that one-on-one at night before you go to bed. And your top ten list of excuses, just in case you couldn't hack it, would be perfected long before you laced them up.
It's too bad she's not a local, it would be fun to set some games games up. But feel free to travel west, boys. Ashley Millham once traveled all the way to Durango to get her ass kicked by me at the local rec center. You could come the distance to get a sore butt too, if you feel so inclined.
Ryan Willen first. Michael Porter next. And then any of you other hoopers that want your shot. Line up.
*Remember Mark's blog on this topic?
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Haha,Mike wouldnt need to beat her, we could have Cal Lane jumper clear over her head and dunk..haha, she may be good, but she cant stop what she cant reach.......
Haha, say her name, if shes so good bro
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I knew the name thing would be a problem. But you won't get her name out of me, for her own good. You have to remember that high school hoops in CO is way different than high school hoops there.
If you guys got a hold of her and talked trash with the same amount of intensity that you talk it with each other, she'd probably think she needed to hire a body guard.
I love the way good, clean funny trash talk goes in high school hoops in SEMO, but the kids in Southwest Colorado aren't ready for it.
So I'll ask nicely for you guys to please leave her name out of it. Don't ask me for it. I'm not making anything up, she's damn good. But you're right, the advantage that the boys of SEMO have over her is that they could outjump her with ease.
But watch your knees, boys. She's fiesty.
You seriously think she could beat Ryan Willen or Michael Porter? lolz
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