Ok. The next time someone asks me how I feel about former Cardinal great Luther Hackman getting knocked up for taking performance enhancers, I'm going to say the exact same thing the second time as I'm going to this time. Let him juice that bad-ass body until his testicles are the size of a worn-out eraser on a 1973 Bic pencil. The truth: the juice isn't going to help. He's old, he's washed up, and he was never really that good in the first place.
So chalk up a place for him in your card-playing, late-night Cardinal conversation talks of the future because that's exactly what Hackman is to us...HISTORY.
You can also get off Gary Pinkel's case while you're at it. I simply cannot believe that I've sat here for two months now, throughout the entirety of the college football season, and let you so easily bad-mouth Pinkel.
Not only have you ripped his play calling worse than A-Rod's contract rips off baseball teams, but you've been absolutely relentless in playing potty-mouth with his coaching style.
I can track numerous claims back to all of you..."the shotgun will never work," "why does Temple always start eight yards behind the line of scrimmage?"
You even made a reference and sent along a picture of Pinkel next to an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
Well, now it's my turn. And I only have one question: who's laughing now you lousy bandwagon Mizzou football fans who only claim to love Pinkel when he's got his team number 6 in the nation?
Huh, who's laughing now?
See ya at Faurot.
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I always that that you were the one that doesnt agree with Pinkel's coaching style. I no of a couple occasions that you were displeased with his play calling. I think that I am confused on this one. You got me
That is know with a k & w, not "no"
It's reverse psychology.
i believe that you are the bandwagon fan buddy
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