The Rant

If you can't hack it, then you can't hack it. But last time I checked, Chris Duncan could hack it, so PUT HIM BACK IN THE LINEUP. There's going to be a big time star heading to the Scottrade Center this offseason, so buy your Blues jersey's now and tell your local stitching professional to get ready. The Rams are going to pick Ted Ginn Jr., I just know it, everyone will go nostalgic to the Mike Martz days. Speaking of Mike Martz, the Detroit Rams still suck. If you're a believer in a quick return for Chris Carpenter then you better start praying extra hard, because there's something going on that we don't know about. But either way it's better than over-paying for a DL-bound Jason Schmidt, he can't go on the 30 day DL, because there is no 30 day DL...there's only 15 or 60. Rumor has it the Cards will face former pitchers Matt Morris and Jason Marquis within a few days of each other. Why do I have a feeling Albert Pujols is saving his 5-5 coming out party for Marquis? That sorry sack of...Cubbie.

IS IT SAFE TO SAY:
*Anthony Reyes' first innings are starting to become way to reminiscent of Matt Morris' famous first innings?
*SLU's firing of Brad Soderberg was long overdue?
*After watching Ricky Williams' ploy for reinstatement, somewhere L.P. is thinking of a comeback?