Thursday, February 15, 2007

THIS JUST IN....KERRY WOOD INJURED AGAIN!!!

Kerry Wood slipped in his bathtub on Thursday, one day before he was expected to throw off the mound.
"It was just a little spill," said Wood. "I didn't think anything of it. Nothing's wrong."

I don't care what kind of spill it is, Kerry. I just think its funny that it happened.
"It's just going to be a few extra days. My arm feels great, my body feels good."

Yeah, a few extra days turns into a few extra weeks which turns into a another wasted season the Cubs payroll.

Wood, who was set to work out of the bullpen for the Cubs this season, supposedly landed face first, bruising his chest and stomach.

If you're Cubs fan and you think this isn't a foreshadowing of the future, then you're crazy. Wood may recover quickly from this JD Drew-type accident, but it won't be long before it happens again.

And if you're not a Cubs fan, then tip back an cold, frosty Budweiser and toast to another Cubs season getting off to a great start.

2 comments:

Jose Canseco said...

Hahaha... And Zambrano still wants a deal with the Cubs? Well I guess he was the only one that didnt get hurt. Best wishes to Marquis, who is unavoidably going to drop his toaster oven on his big toe, sending him to the DL for 3-4 months. Good luck to the Cubs, but they will still suck worse than ever.

3SC said...

I'm ready for baseball to start. How's that for an intelligent Post.