Saturday, January 20, 2007

Two Minutes of Questions

A few questions to think about over the weekend.

*Are the wives of ESPN analysts losing sleep while wondering if their husbands are having an affair with Tom Brady?
*From here on out, will there be a NCAA mens hoops squad that can mantain the number one spot for more than one week?
*Are the Blues starting to wonder if they'd have the best record in the league right now if it weren't for the Mike Kitchen era?
*Follow-Up Question* Is Larry Pleau prepared to offer whatever amount of money Andy Murray wants in the offseason in order to keep him on board?
*If the Cardinals sign Jeff Weaver, what will be going through Jason Isringhausen's head knowing that Adam Wainwright will most likely be back in the bullpen?
*What in the world is Mike Vick thinking? If you're Mike Vick and you're making millions of dollars a day, why not just wait and buy marijuana when you get to your destination instead of trying to sneak some past the most detailed airport security ever?
*In the offseason, are the Rams trying to figure out how get Alex Barron energy for more than one set of downs?
*Follow-Up Question* Is Red Bull the answer?
And Finally...
*Are the local athletes featured in semosportsweb.com's "gimme 5" feature wondering why they ever posted their questionable favorite love, gangsta-rap, and beer-drinkin songs on their myspace account?
*Follow-Up Question* Do you think they think we're wondering what kind of people they really are? And didn't their parents ever tell them that whatever you post on the internet can be read by anybody? I kind of feel bad for a few of them, but I'll be nice.

I'm out. Blues-Sharks. Get some.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know your's certainly did!!

Jose Canseco said...

* Why do they call it the NFL Pre-Game Show, instead of the NFL Pre-Game Tom Brady Memorial Special?

David Unterreiner said...

A quick correction to this blog: I was uninformed until moments ago that the Blues actually signed Andy Murray to a four year deal which includes the rest of this season and all of the following three seasons. Therefore, my question about Larry Pleau being prepared to make an offer to Murray in the offseason made no sense. I'm sorry. I will be awarded no points, and may God have mercy on my soul.