Pull your heads out of your butt, or get out of bed, or put down the remote control. This is getting out of control. What is wrong? Are your girlfriends not letting you check the site anymore? Are they not letting you "play" on the computer because they want you to spend more time with them? Even worse, are your boyfriends doing the same thing to all of you female bloggers in the crowd? AND ARE YOU LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH IT?????
Here's my case:
I just posted a blog about the hottest topic in St. Louis right now - St. Louis starting pitching. And I've heard TWO responses.
I just said that we were going to have Dontrelle Willis in our rotation next year. And I've had TWO posts.
Oh, you wanted more...is that it? Well, how about my bold statement that not only will we have Willis in our rotation, but he will be accompanied by Chris Carpenter, Jeff Suppan, Mark Mulder, and Adam Wainwright. TWO POSTS. NO EMAILS.
I said that, with this rotation, the Cardinals would have the best staff in the National League - and possibly in the entire BIGS. This coming in an offseason where we have one for sure starter signed. TWO POSTS. NO EMAILS.
I said that we would keep Jim Edmonds? Pay him $10 million to be hurt and hit .250? I said we would trade Anthony Reyes? I said we would trade Chris Duncan? I also said that Chris Duncan wasn't worth a crap? TWO POSTS. NO RESPONSES.
O wait, I know what it is. Everybody is caught up watching Blues hockey on TV, right? Ok, well then how come every time I post something about the Blues I hardly get ONE response. I'd be willing to bet you guys would prefer that I didn't even write a damn thing about the Blues, wouldn't you? You'd rather them just go away. Right?
Go back to bed with your significant others. I'm moving to Kansas City, where they have REAL sports fans.
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I'm here. I do not let my significant other tell me what I can or can't do. I love your blogs. Keep em coming. It's just that every now and then I have to get in the real world and do something productive.
Im not a hockey fan. Ive been a vigorous poster since this site has been up. Now, if we land Dontrelle Willis for Duncan and Reyes, I would be one happy Cardinal fan. Will the Marlins want Duncan for firstbase? Mike Jacobs belted 20 dingers and 77 RBIs for the Fish last year. And Reyes, what a roller coaster starter he is. Going from a one hitter earlier in the season against the White Sox, who beat the Cards silly in the first two games, to not hardly getting out of the 3rd and 4th innings of games later in the year. Id love to see a big number 35 lefty throwing for us. But, do you think it will happen?
Even if I had a girlfriend, she couldn't keep me from this blog!!!
Jimmy's back for another 2 years!
I can't wait to see Gonzo in left. Get rid of Duncan and Reyes and bring in Sanchez for all I care. Can I get a witness?
Kansas City sucks
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